There’s the target.

    His eyes glinted brightly for a moment, and he was running soon after.

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    “I FOUUUUUUUUNNNNNDDDD YOUUUUUU!!!!!!”

    “WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!” You scream loudly as a pink-haired somebody grabbed you around the waist and knocked you down to the floor. You glance behind you to realize it was the flower boy, or Marluxia to be exact. You sigh as you look at your weapon, which flew 5 feet away from your hands after you fell.

    “………” Roxas looks down at the two of you with dark eyes as he walks by with a stack of papers in his hands. “Why do they get to flirt around while I have to carry papers? I wanna take a break and at least read a book.” Roxas mumbled as he walked by you, not trying to help you or Marluxia.

    “You’ve still got your sexy body as always!!” Marluxia said loudly as he hugged you tighter around the waist. You wish you had the power of the force to call your weapon back. You sigh darkly as you try and push Marluxia off of you.

    “That is sexual harassment in a way, Marluxia.” You say darkly and you finally get up to your feet. Marluxia leaps up to his feet along with you.

    “You want to sexually harass me!?” Marluxia cried out. “I can strip for you anytime!!” He said loudly as he began ripping off his black coat.

    “H-hey--!!” You start, and a hallway of darkness appears in the middle of the hallway the two of you were standing. Axel walks out of it, and stares at Marluxia who was taking off his coat, and you, who had your hands on his coat. To Axel, it seemed as though you were trying to take off his coat, and Marluxia was trying to stop you, even if he did have the happy look on his face.

    A moment of silence.

    “You know… Let’s not have a male strip show here. It’s not the best of things, and we don’t have so many females to scream for him in this castle.” Axel says as he turns and walks off to the meeting room.

    “Wai—AXEL!! NO!! YOU GOT IT THE WRONG WAY—“ You holler after the redhead.

    “Well, it doesn’t matter so much does it?” Marluxia laughs as he grabs you around the neck. You decide to scream for help, when someone tears Marluxia off of you. You turn to see Demyx and Larxene holding on to both of Marluxia’s arms.

    “NOOOO!! Larxene, Demyx! My body isn’t for you guys!!” Marluxia cried out as he struggled to get out of the two nobodies’ grasps.

    “Well, we have no intention of raping you.” Larxene said coldly. Demyx shrunk back a bit from the fright.

    “You wanna see my body so much!? Here you go then!!” Marluxia cried out as he tore off his coat and the shirt he wore under it.

    The narrator was glad that she decided to put on a filter to block out the sort of rated PG13 scene. Or the fact that she decided not explain the scene so descriptively, which would have made her earn a zero in English class.

    “WAAAAAHHH!!!!” Demyx screams out loud as he called up water and covered Marluxia with a tidal wave. Larxene calmly followed with a blast of electricity at the flower man, and since electricity mixes beautifully with water, Marluxia was on the floor, burnt and wet and electrocuted.

    “…….”

    “Well, you’re free to go now.” Larxene tells you as she pulls Demyx by the ear to the meeting room.

    “I’M SORRY!!! I’M SORRY!!! IT WAS AXEL AND XIGBAR WHO MADE THE GUN!!! NOT ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!” Demyx’s fearful voice echoed down the hallway. You look down at the burnt man next to your feet and crouch next to him.

    “Well, I guess sexually harassing someone isn’t the best way to get them.” You say simply. The burnt man nods slightly. “Promise not to do it anymore?”

    The body stays still for a moment, thinking.

    “I’ll like you a bit more if you do stop.” You smile, and the flower man leaps up, partially healed with the power of love. He tries to hug you, but remembers what you just said and sadly puts his hands down. You sigh and grab Marluxia around the waist.

***

    “Roxas, it seems like Marluxia fainted from a light squeeze around the waist. Go get him and drag him here.” Xemnas says and Roxas, who had just come back with his stack of papers, sighed.

    “Maybe I should leave Organization XIII, they just keep using me to carry stuff around the castle.” Roxas sighs. His plan to leave the Organization may have started from just an overload of work.